Post-Pandemic Persona

Well, I spent the better part of today trying to hone and solidify the persona I plan to present to the world at the end of this coronavirus pandemic….and I think I have finally got it! See this AL photo above.

It says…”I am all-knowing, yet inexplicably curious of others and their words and I enjoy tea on my knee” (which is sexy…the knee, not the tea, although tea can be sexy – admittedly, I am a bit attracted to Yorkshire tea…I think it’s the innate smoothness with which it slides down my throat). This persona also says, “I can be comfortable in a straight back chair,” which god, who truly can??! (I want to have better posture at the end of all this). It also says, “Ha.ha. You are amusing….” but you won’t be able to tell if I am amused at you or with you. Most people will just assume at them, because my hairstyle will be laughing in their face anyway. Lastly, I will want to kiss myself. And that’s not weird at all. See? Perfect post-pandemic persona!