The Muffin Man

The juxtaposed fearlessness of AL and pusillanimity of the men in this show make me squeal. YES, ‘pusillanimity’ is a real word - one that I will use once daily for the rest of my life to describe anything from the weather to current world events to the jerk who takes up two parking spaces for his over-compensatory truck. I once saw a truck parked in the middle of two parking spaces. Overcome with rage, I did the only thing that made sense: I vomited on its front tire. It was perfect because the wheel well was so obnoxiously large, it could fit both my head and the ridiculously large tire. Not in my town SIR! Also, I left a note on his windshield that said: “The combo of your oversized wheel wells and obnoxious parking made me vomit.” Then I signed it, “The Muffin Man.” LOL, I bet that guy loves a good blueberry muffin and now whenever he thinks of muffins he will have flashbacks of what I left him on his tire! And if he didn’t know the The Muffin Man before, he SURE DOES NOW! Anyway, AL and I might use different tactics, but we both get our point across.