Timmy’s Tiny Balls

Talk about a rush of power!  Pure authority and pure mastery by SJ in this scene to capture that strong and determined nature of AL as a businesswoman. Do not disrupt my land, do not mess with my coal pits, and do not think you can walk all over me willy-nilly because I will cut off your willies for shilly-shallying on my property, willy-nilly (whether you like it or not, a lesser known use of the term, willy-nilly (which actually means, willing or not willing, which is good to know))! Lol, can you imagine if that was SJ’s line in that scene, double parenthesis and all? That would just by silly. As an aside, I think I’m going to name my next indoor house plant Nilly.

Oddly enough, AL looks just like my 5th grade teacher that one time I was called up to write an answer on the chalkboard and it had a W in it, but I was so nervous and wrote too fast so I skipped the connector lines so it looked instead like two u’s (U U) and that asshole Timmy in the front row called out “Chelsey drew boobies on the board!” The other kids started to laugh but I retorted right away, “They aren’t boobies Timmy, they are your tiny balls.” Then people really laughed, but I got detention. I think AL lived within me even then.