It’s From the Future

Holy smoky eyes, dusty face, and disheveled hair! Tell me, honestly, truthfully, how can you resist this woman? Not only is she irresistible, she is tempting, desirable, appealing, enticing, alluring, mouthwatering (naughty), seductive, charming, striking, and tantalizing. I know all those words mean the same thing basically, but she deserves them all in her repertoire, does she not? •

I have the urge to jump on AL’s strong back and let her carry me across the hills of Halifax. While traversing the beautiful landscape, I would belt out, “The hilllssss are aliveeee with the steps of dirty, fast walking-Anneeeee, ahhh ah ah ah.” And she would be like, Ooh Chelsey, that’s a lovely tune, did you make it up?” And I would be like, “I wish! It’s from the future.” Then we’d discuss the incredible Julie Andrews and her spot on portrayal of a high-spirited & gorgeous nun, with an exquisite singing voice over a picnic lunch. We’d drink Madeira and eat cheese and figs until the cows came home, then we’d run for our lives so as to not get trampled by them. Upon reaching safety, with heavy breathing and adrenaline spiking our veins, anticipation on what would happen next bubbling over in my mind……she’d reach into her pocket (I’d wonder oooo what’s she got for me). And to my chagrin, she’d pull out her journal and quill to document the days’ events.