Kismet

One of the best feelings in the world is when you’ve connected with another person on a deep level and you both feel it and smile so wide and happily that everyone around you wants to throw up because your level of connection and synergy makes them feel repulsed. One time, I was standing in line behind this lady (Peggy) at Starbucks. Suddenly, a meteorite came blasting through the front window and landed JUST to the side of the line taking out an empty table with chairs. Pegz turned to me and we both remarked simultaneously, “Boy, that was a close call….I wouldn’t have showered this morning if I would have known a meteor shower would be provided at Starbies.” It was kismet. We laughed and laughed…and kept laughing even after an alien busted out of the core of the meteor and walked toward us. The alien then threw up on my shoe. Some said it was due to motion sickness from the bumpy ride to earth…but Peg-Peg and I agreed he (we assumed it was a he) just couldn’t handle the level of connection he sensed amongst humankind in us. I suppose it was more than he bargained for when he left his home planet to invade ours. Anyway, I bet if the same thing happened to AL and AW during this scene, they wouldn’t even notice, as they are simply too enthralled with one another. I know you’re curious…what happened to the alien? I’m not totally sure, but I think someone called him an Uber.