Sixth Toe Ring

Um, so. Am I the only one who just now realized men’s pants are still made this way and subsequently can (and likely do) serve the same purpose? Sick! I always assumed it was so they could go for a wee in a jiffy, but now….ugh. The world is a little darker today.

Sidenote, I just pictured this interaction as between Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader when Darth tells him he is his dad. Luke is like, come on Darth, tell me this funny thing you obviously want to say! Darth is like, oh all right. I’M YOUR FATHER. Luke then chokes on his own spit as this was obviously not what he was expecting. His face goes red because he can’t breathe. Darth bursts out laughing as he finds Luke’s choking hilariousss (because he is evil).

It also reminds me of that time I pressured my friend to tell me the secret she was keeping and she finally gave in only to reveal she has 6 toes on one foot. I nearly died. She reassured me however that the other foot only had 4. So it made an even 10. Thank GOD. There's just no way I could be friends with someone whose feet were overcompensating. 10 and under is my toe friendship requirement. I did get her sixth toe a ring to make up for my initial shocked reaction but somehow it made things worse? We don’t talk anymore. 🤷‍♀️