Stern Look

I figured out why they gave us this emoji, 😭. SJ’s cheekbones in combination with her eyes, collar bones, and neck bones/tendons?/thingies. Guys, there are 3 dips in her neck/collar bone region! I didn’t even know that was humanly possible. I can’t even delve into describing her cheekbones for fear of passing out.

Suranne’s smile is to die for, but her stern look does something special to me. It makes me want to be a stranded grocery cart in the middle of a parking lot so that she would look at me with harsh judgment toward the patron who left me there. 🛒 It makes me want to be one of the 23 prongs on the back of a picture frame that have to be painstakingly bent backwards with your nailbeds before you can switch out a photo. I am sure SJ hates those just like the rest of us. I want to be one of them so I can experience her disdain. (Sidenote: Have we, as a human race, not evolved past the point of still using shards of metal on the back of picture frames???  Come on!). Oh oh! You know what I really wanna be? An ink pen. One that inexplicably stops producing ink on the page when there is still plenty of ink left in the carton. OH YES. Not only would I receive a look of consternation. Suranne “AL” Jones  would lick me! Multiple times probably! And maybe even throw me across the room if I’m lucky 😃 Yep, I think I want to be that pen most of all.