Breathing Techniques

I told myself to *just breathe* while watching this slowed down kiss…but found it near impossible. So I googled “breathing techniques” for help. Did you know “alternate nostril breathing” is a thing? That’s physically impossible! Also…”Lion’s breath” is an interesting one. I tried it…a big “RAWRRRRR” with clawing motions and everything. But, I was at the grocery store, and while everyone was staring I panicked and blurted out: “You have forgotten who you are and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself, Simba. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle of Life." Then all my fellow shoppers started singing “Circle of Life” and dancing on the produce. Finally, then….I could breathe. So it’s a good technique, I’d highly recommend.