Just Jealous

Did anyone else find it strange that AL had such a sexual attraction to lakes? I mean, they are gorgeous, what with their glistening waters and to be fair, they are a water sports’ enthusiasts’ dream…but do they deserve hitched breathing, a raised eyebrow and sultry smirk? Thinking on this, if I had to choose a lake to want to be with, it would have to be Lake Tahoe - mainly because it’s a notorious destination for lesbian vacationers and there must be a reason for that…also, it’s really cold and incredibly deep, second deepest in the U.S. and I find that attractive. Not to mention, the blueness. Who wouldn’t fall for that color blue??? Either that or one of the Great Lakes because, well, they are great, it’s in the name, duh. I can see it now, romantic picnics on the shore, skipping stones across its surface. Flying fish would jump and dive in my line of sight and I would know my lake was thinking of me. Would this all be considered foreplay? Have I taken this too far? Yes. Yes I have. But, I’m just saying, it would explain why AW was so hesitant to go to the Lake District. It wasn’t fear, she was just jealous. 🤷‍♀️