Quarantine
So far I have categorized and alphabetized the kitchen pantries of all of my close friends and family (via Zoom); learned the complex layers of the earth’s geological layers (fun fact: The psychozoic one is at the top, which makes perfect sense in today’s world); started eating protein bars (why?); consumed dinosauric quantities of coffee and tea; made up the word “dinosauric”; discovered Simply Cheeto White Cheddar Puffs (life-changing); rewrote the Bible (a childhood ambition of mine) - then realized it wasn't fun or even necessary like I thought it would be; figured out how iCloud works (my greatest life accomplishment to date); decided the Thesaurus is not only my favorite missed-opportunity-name for a dinosaur, but also my favorite resource (who needs water); and relentlessly reflected on every detail of GJ (by far the best use of my time). What have you done to keep occupied during quarantine?