I Was Cast as a Tree

Throwback to when Sophie was the most adorable human being on the planet. Look at her little face, and little outfit, and little hand, and little eyeballs when they dart upwards while asking if it’s too early for a KitKat.

This reminds me of one time in high school when I was in a play and I was cast as a tree. Everyone was running late on set, so I had to wear a trunk around for HOURS. It was horrific! My legs went numb because I was desperate to sit down and thought there might be enough space for me to sit with my knees to my chest, but alas, there wasn’t. I slipped my knees up to my chest, which took all the force I could muster in my body…and of course they got stuck. So I was squished and hidden in a makeshift tree trunk, which was surprisingly sound resistant. It was like a quiet, dark, tree trunk oasis. Anyway, being an introvert, I just let my legs nearly lose all circulation before I screamed for help…I figured I would be fine without them anyway. Anyone want to guess how I got out of my predicament? Well…lucky for me, my dad is a lumberjack.