A Sleeve Birthday Wish

A happy birthday message from Ann Walker'’s sleeves to Sophie Rundle:

Happy birthday our dear Sophie. We miss you. Remember our inside jokes? There were so many! We’d say, “How’s the air up there” and you’d say “Literally the same as where you are, it’s like half a foot between us.” We’d say “Your shoulders are looking mighty large today,” and you’d say “That’s because you bitches have attached yourselves to them.” Classic! You’d try to walk in a door and we’d stretch out so you couldn’t make it through. LOL you were so desperate. We’d say, “Your nose looks weird from this angle,” and then you’d punch us over and over, until you were out of breath and we were no longer poofy and you’d whisper “Why can’t you be normal?” We were shocked to see that side of you. So violent. Oh yeah! HA. That time you ate a jelly-filled donut on set and for most of the day you walked around with jelly inside our creases and we never said anything! You got so mad. Oh and remember how every time we’d tell a ‘your mama’ joke you’d weep a little. Those were the best of times. But seriously, that time you tripped, stumbled for like a mile, and then finally landed and we took the fall for you? You said it was as if you landed on pillows. We saved your life. Sophie, you owe us. Look, I know we’ve had our ups and downs, but you have to admit…we make your profile look DAMN good and gave you some much needed street cred. (To the public: The sunglasses were our idea). HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the OG sleeve queen @sophiesophierundle ❣️🥳

Chelsey

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http://www.chelseythewriter.com
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