Fuller Lips

Oh come on Anne Lister. Are you really going to….okay, so you are seriously going to sit there and run your fingertip across your full lip with wide eyes, the type of eyes that signal to who you are looking at that you are wide awake and absorbing every detail of them with precision and seduction. Okay well, thanks for putting my lesbian game to SHAME. But also, thanks for the tips. Except, when I tried this particular move, the full-lipped woman I was gazing at asked if my lips were chapped…then if I was all right, then if I needed medical attention and when she realized I didn’t and was likely just a bit odd…threw me out of her store. Note to self: Do not run finger across lip more than once and definitely not 23 times…and keep your eyes wide 😏 but not crazy-eyed 😳 And say words when she talks to you, don’t just mumble “fuller” while rubbing your lip. UGH…I still have SO much to learn 😔