Read ‘em & Weep

Read em and weep! Marian looks like I do when trying to decipher instruction manuals, maps, coupons, return policies, contractual agreements, my birth certificate, or fine print of any kind on any document…you know the kind that comes after the * ?? for example: *Please note none of the above benefits actually apply to you. This coupon is just a rouse to get your brain to absorb the name and advertising of our product so you will buy it next time you are at the store for FULL PRICE. You know, that was actually on a coupon I had for laundry detergent once…what a racket! I've never washed my clothes since.